Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Woke up in the morning, what a sight to see,
On the carpet chillin', it's my homie Susie P.
She’s a lil' chunk, but she’s got mad charm,
Rollin’ round the crib, no cause for alarm.

[Chorus]
Susie the poop, my number two clique,
Droppin’ straight knowledge, her wit so thick.
You can flush all you want, she ain’t leavin’ soon,
She’s the plop princess, queen of the restroom.

[Verse 2]
Takes a stroll by the sink, that’s her domain,
Leaves skid marks in life like a runaway train.
Neighbors think I'm crazy, baby, let 'em judge,
Susie got that groove, she don't hold a grudge.

[Bridge]
Used to think she stank, now she's sweeter than pie,
She’s the realest brown gem, can’t deny.
In the toilet bowl of life, she's my favorite float,
Ride or die with Susie, that’s all she wrote.

[Verse 3]
Caught us on a walk, yeah she's leash-trained,
Kids point and laugh, but she's unashamed.
She’s the turd with the word, her wisdom’s profound,
My bathroom-bound buddy, always holdin' it down.

[Chorus]
Susie the poop, my number two clique,
Droppin’ straight knowledge, her wit so thick.
You can flush all you want, she ain’t leavin’ soon,
She’s the plop princess, queen of the restroom.