Lyrics

Grandma’s got a laser gun, duck and cover, microwave my socks so they feel like rubber. My brain is a haunted bouncy castle, My thoughts are spaghetti in a wind tunnel, mom said I must leave her (oh no) but it was ok because I own a cleaver (oh crap). 1,2,3, in my mind I go Bloop bloop! Activate the cheese cannon! They say I’m insane but I don’t have no chain so I’m coolin. I’m coooolinnnnnn. I feel the pain inside my brain but I’m coolin. I’m coooolinnnnnn. Yeah….. so anyways I sat down and the couch called 911, and well my belly is bigger than the Sun, my thighs go blup blup blup when I cry, even though I’m an itty bitty guy! So here is my friend skinny Lenny!! Hahaha, welcome skinny! Tell us about yourself! “Well my name is skinny, I’m 6 foot 4… I’m so skinny I can fit through any door…” Wow let’s give it up for Lenny! Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok yes I am named John cena I can open the arena, My mom goes downtown when I see the ground! Ok that don’t make no sense dog. Ruff roof ruff dog noises so loud I’m proud of myself I’m on the shelf. when I’m done in the batroom it is so stink, I’m so fat I sink a skating rink. No woman has ever even come in a 10 mile radius of me. Crying emoji. I know French in three different languages