Lyrics

[INTRO]
Well here’s a story ‘bout a man I know,
Uncle Jim, oh he puts on quite a show,
With a heart of stone and a twisted grin,
He’s a low down bitch, where do I begin?

[VERSE 1]
Oh Uncle Jim, he’s a real sad sight,
A month without love, he lost the fight,
He turned to a cow, in the dead of night,
Now we're all wondering what feels so right.

[CHORUS]
Uncle Jim, you're a pile of shame,
Life's a joke, but it ain’t a game,
You blame the world, take it out on us,
A sad little man drowning in disgust.

[VERSE 2]
His wife’s got a heart like a winter chill,
Running ‘round town, yeah, she’s had her fill,
While he pours a drink, wearing his frown,
Comments ‘bout family, just dragging us down.

[CHORUS]
Uncle Jim, you're a pile of shame,
Life's a joke, but it ain’t a game,
You blame the world, take it out on us,
A sad little man drowning in disgust.

[BRIDGE]
Oh Jim, don’t you see what you’ve made?
A family of hurt, all your plans mislaid,
You didn’t get the love your daddy forgot,
So you lash out, oh, it’s a sorry plot.

[VERSE 3]
And you eat your pain like a bitter stew,
Your demons dance while you’re feeling blue,
Hiding behind your whiskey and lies,
But to us, it’s clear, you’ve lost the prize.

[CHORUS]
Uncle Jim, you're a pile of shame,
Life's a joke, but it ain’t a game,
You blame the world, take it out on us,
A sad little man drowning in disgust.

[OUTRO]
So here’s to Uncle Jim, the joke of the crowd,
With a heart so black, he stands out loud,
Maybe one day he’ll find his way,
But until then, we’ll just walk away.
Uncle Jim, oh Uncle Jim,
You’re a low down bitch, we can’t let you win.