Lyrics

Singer:
“Fellas…
Yeah I’m talking to you- Holdin’ the purse outside of TJ Maxx,
somewhere along the way—you forgot who you are.**
It’s time to send your partner a message
It’s time we stand tall.
It’s time we we get our dang balls back.”
(Music kicks up into Verse 1)
(Verse 1)
Well you used to ride your mower like a king on a throne,
Now you ask permission just to check your phone.
You used to shotgun beers and howl at the moon,
Now you’re folding laundry by half-past noon.
Remember the truck? She made you sell it,
Said “it’s too loud” and you… just let it.
Now you’re cruisin’ in a hybrid with a yoga mat,
Buddy it’s time you take your manhood back!
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(Chorus)
I know it’s been a while since you felt like a man,
But it’s time to get your balls back… and take a stand!
Say no to throw pillows, say yes to the grill,
Put your foot down hard—just not on a bill.
Don’t ask to golf, just load up the van,
It’s time to get your balls back… and take a stand!
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(Verse 2)
She’s got seventeen lotions in the shower stall,
But flips if one deer head is hanging on the wall.
She said “No more poker,” and you said “Okay,”
But now your soul cries every Friday.
You whisper when you cuss, apologize when you snore,
Brother, she’s got your dignity locked in a drawer.
But deep in your jeans, where your courage once sat,
There’s a whisper sayin’, “Brother ,We want back!”
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(Chorus)
I know it’s been a while since you felt like a man,
But it’s time to get your balls back… and take a stand!
Say no to kale, say yes to steak,
Tell her you’re watchin’ the game—for heaven’s sake!
She’ll roll her eyes, but she’ll understand—
It’s time to get your balls back… and take a stand!
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(Bridge – reflective but bold)
This ain’t ‘bout bein’ mean or cold,
It’s just reclaimin’ your household role.
You can still love her with all your heart—
Just don’t lose yourself playin’ the part.
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(Final Chorus – full band, flag waving)
Yeah, it’s been a while since you felt like a man,
But it’s time to get your balls back… and take a stand!
Buy that smoker, fix that shed,
Tell her “Not tonight”—then go to bed!
She might just smirk, reach out her hand…
Sayin’, “There you are, now take your stand!”