Lyrics

[Verse]
Vernon used to be our buddy tall like Flaherty
Got a badge and now he's bossy oh so haughty
Wears his gut like a crown shifts our gears
Now he’s got us all working in his sphere

[Verse 2]
Used to laugh used to joke always loose
Now he's got a list of rules nothing to choose
Acts brand new like he's found a gold mine
Micromanaging every task like it's divine

[Chorus]
Vernon Vernon what’s the score
Who are you now we don’t know you no more
Vernon Vernon why’d you change
Got the whole floor feeling strange

[Verse 3]
Every step he tracks every breath we take
Treats us like pawns in the plans he makes
Lost the bro we used to know
Now he’s just the boss on show

[Bridge]
Remember the days when work was fun
Now we’re just numbers when the day is done
Vernon’s ego took the stage
Locked us all in his tiny cage

[Chorus]
Vernon Vernon what’s the plan
Always watching like he’s our biggest fan
Vernon Vernon give us a clue
Are you still the man we knew