Lyrics

[Intro – Slow R&B vibe, talking]
“Mmm… he said he loved me,
But baby, my doctor said somethin’ else…”
(giggles)

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[Hook – Smooth but funny]
🎶 Doctor said it’s not love, it’s an STD (oh no!)
Thought it was butterflies, turns out it’s burnin’ me (ouch!)
I shoulda known better when he said he’s clean (liar!)
Now I’m sittin’ at the clinic singin’ R&B 🎶
(Adlib: “Sing it, girl!”)

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[Verse 1 – Storytelling]
Met a fine man, thought he was the one
He had that smile, and he was fun
But three days later, girl, I can’t lie
I’m itchin’ in places that should never cry
(Adlib: “Lord, why meee?”)

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[Hook – Repeat, stronger]
🎶 Doctor said it’s not love, it’s an STD (mmhmm)
He gave me more than dinner, he gave me disease (nasty!)
Now I’m callin’ my girls, sayin’ don’t mess with him
That man out here spreadin’ pain and sin 🎶
(Adlib: “Block his number, sis!”)

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[Verse 2 – Sass & Comedy]
He text me, “baby, when we link again?”
I said, “boy, you better link with your medicine”
I ain’t mad, I just learned my lesson
Now my new man gotta bring protection
(Adlib: “Wrap it up, wrap it up!”)

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[Bridge – Soulful moment]
🎶 No glove, no love, that’s my new rule
I ain’t out here tryin’ to play the fool
This kitty divine, and it ain’t for free
So if you want me, boy, respect my P-H-I-D 🎶
(Adlib: “Spell it, girl!”)

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[Final Hook – Big, choir feel]
🎶 Doctor said it’s not love, it’s an STD (STD!)
Shoulda trusted my gut, but the D got me weak (got me weak!)
Now I’m stronger, wiser, singin’ this song
If you nasty, keep it movin’, don’t come along 🎶

[Outro – Talking, sassy]
“Mhm… he said he was a ‘lover boy’…
Turns out he was a ‘public health announcement.’”