Lyrics

[Verse]
She’s got a cart that’s ready to pounce
Scanning samples like a treasure mount
Elbow sharp and swift she moves
Middle-aged and dancer-groove

[Verse 2]
The apple corner trembles in fear
She grabs three as she draws near
Toothpick armor she’s got it right
Sample Queen takes no respite

[Chorus]
Oh she's the Sample Queen oh you better lean
Speed like a rocket no in-between
Cheese or crackers it’s a scene unseen
Bow down and kneel to the Sample Queen

[Bridge]
She’s got yogurt on her sleeve
Shrimp tails in hand you wouldn’t believe
Her eyes like a hawk in this food spree
She’s the goddess ruling aisle three

[Verse 3]
Young and old all step aside
Lest they feel her sampling pride
She claims her turf with fearless zest
No one out-tastes the very best

[Chorus]
Oh she's the Sample Queen oh you better lean
Speed like a rocket no in-between
Cheese or crackers it’s a scene unseen
Bow down and kneel to the Sample Queen