Lyrics

[Verse]
I went to the barbershop for a snip
Walked in and promptly tripped
The barber laughed then sneezed on me
Now my hair’s shaped like a bonsai tree

[Chorus]
Oh the scissors sing and the clippers hum
But my new haircut looks kinda dumb
A comedy of errors it’s plain to see
I’m the leading act in this tragedy

[Verse]
The next guy in was a dashing lad
Sat on the chair and the chair went bad
It tilted back like a circus ride
Laughed so hard that the barber cried

[Chorus]
Oh the scissors sing and the clippers hum
But every twist leaves me feeling numb
A comedy of errors it's plain to see
Can anyone give a refund to me

[Verse]
A mandolin strummed out of tune
A barber quartet joined in too soon
We sang of cuts and styling woes
While hair fell down like a New Year’s snow

[Bridge]
The floor’s a mess
The mirror’s cracked
Someone’s comb is stuck in their back
The sink is flooding
The lights are dim
Who let this chaos barber him