Lyrics

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[Verse 1]
Yo, Nicholas, listen up, take a seat,
You run this store but can’t take the heat.
Talkin’ like a robot, bro, where’s your soul?
Oh wait, forgot—metrics got you in a chokehold.

Numbers, numbers, that’s all you know,
But your people skills? Man, they hit zero.
Tryna act tough, tryna act wise,
But everybody here just rolls their eyes.

[Chorus]
Nick the Prick, man, get a clue,
Ain’t nobody out here rockin’ with you.
Talking in charts, talking in stats,
But nobody cares, and that’s just facts.

[Verse 2]
You ever held a convo that wasn’t forced?
Or do you analyze graphs before takin’ a course?
Man walks in, whole team goes stiff,
We just tryna work, not drown in your scripts.

Autopilot mode, ain’t got no feel,
Probably got a spreadsheet on how to be real.
Store’s runnin’, yeah, we keep it afloat,
But Nicholas, bro, you ain’t the GOAT.

[Chorus]
Nick the Prick, man, get a clue,
Ain’t nobody out here rockin’ with you.
Talking in charts, talking in stats,
But nobody cares, and that’s just facts.

[Bridge]
Metrics this, KPIs that,
But you can’t even say a simple “what’s up” back.
We just tryna grind, we just tryna live,
But you out here actin’ like a corporate sim.

[Verse 3]
Yo, do you even know our names?
Or are we just numbers inside your games?
Man, take a break, go touch some grass,
Maybe learn how to smile at long last.

We the real ones, we hold it down,
You just walk in, spread stress around.
Nobody vibin’, nobody hyped,
Cuz Nicholas here, killin’ the vibe.

[Outro]
Nick the Prick, take this L,
Your leadership? Doin’ real well.
Maybe try acting human one day,
Till then, bro—stay out the way!

(Mic drop. End track.)