Lyrics

[Verse]
Oh
Little Soju
Queen of the screen
Four going on forty
A tantrum machine
She rules the table with fists and screams
Her majesty’s court is a nightmare dream

[Prechorus]
Slam the plate
Stomp the floor
She’s chaos knocking at your door

[Chorus]
Bow down to Soju Supreme
The tantrum tyrant
The drama queen
With a scream and a slap and a furious gleam
She’s the ruler of her wicked little dream

[Verse 2]
Her phone is her scepter
Her kingdom’s a mess
She curses like a pirate in a tulle princess dress
She shouts at her parents
“You’re fired
Dismissed!”
A dictator who just learned what texting is

[Bridge]
She spins in her fury
A cyclone of sass
Knocking over the juice
Shattering glass
Her power grows with each shriek and howl
Beware the wrath of the four-year-old foul

[Chorus]
Bow down to Soju Supreme
The tantrum tyrant
The drama queen
With a scream and a slap and a furious gleam
She’s the ruler of her wicked little dream