Lyrics

[INTRO]
Yeah, here we go,
Let me tell you 'bout a man,
A legend in his own sick way,
Grandpa Archie, what a disgrace,
A piece of shit, we’re gonna face.

[VERSE 1]
Left my mom all alone,
Owes grandma a throne made of stone,
Child support stacked like a mountain,
With interest, oh, that’d be quite the fountain.
Dead and gone, never gave a damn,
Thought he was a trucker, but where’s the plan?
They say he rolled, but he never drove,
Just a low-life joke, couldn’t find his grove.

[CHORUS]
So fuck that shit, burn him up,
Spread his ashes on a pile of muck,
He was no hero, just an empty ghost,
Wish I could’ve made him buy my love the most.
A PlayStation 5, but now it’s too late,
Goodbye, Grandpa, you sealed your fate.

[VERSE 2]
State wants us to foot the bill,
For a man who never cared, never will.
Choke on your regrets, you cowardly hoe,
You left just pain, now you’re the show.
My step-new grandpa took charge of the scene,
Choked you out, made sure to intervene.
You said you were tough, thought you had grit,
But look where it led, to this pile of shit.

[CHORUS]
So fuck that shit, burn him up,
Spread his ashes on a pile of muck,
He was no hero, just an empty ghost,
Wish I could’ve made him buy my love the most.
A PlayStation 5, but now it’s too late,
Goodbye, Grandpa, you sealed your fate.

[BRIDGE]
Oh, Archie, oh-wee, you thought you were slick,
But you were just a player, a pathetic old trick.
Now we’re left picking up pieces you tossed,
And the love you denied, well, that’s your loss.

[CHORUS]
So fuck that shit, burn him up,
Spread his ashes on a pile of muck,
He was no hero, just an empty ghost,
Wish I could’ve made him buy my love the most.
A PlayStation 5, but now it’s too late,
Goodbye, Grandpa