Lyrics

[VERSE 1]
She wants her dinner - you can see her glaring.
High-pitched "meow", and she just won't stop staring.
Hovering 'round your ankles like a nurse shark.
It never matters if it's daytime, or dark.

You feel eyes watching you like evil spirits.
Tell her we're out of food - she ain't gonna hear it.
Sounds like she's crying, and she gives you the sad eyes.
If you don't fill that bowl, then you are the bad guys.

[CHORUS]
She's Baby! She needs ten meals a day.
She's Baby! She'll never go away.
She's crazy! Oh, what an appetite.
She's Baby! Just give her food, and it'll be alright...

[VERSE 2]
She brings you bottle caps when she thinks you're depressed.
Waits for you to play fetch, and that's because she's the best!
You throw the bottle cap; she shoots off like a rocket.
She comes back with it in her mouth, then she drops it.

She's super-fuzzy, and looks like a creamy coffee.
When she's in sunlight, she looks like some peanut toffee.
If you take midday naps, she'll lay down right beside you.
But if she's hungry, then watch out because she'll bite you! (You'll say, "Hey! What did I do?")

[CHORUS]
She's Baby! She needs ten meals a day.
She's Baby! She'll never go away.
She's crazy! Oh, what an appetite.
She's Baby! Just give her food, and it'll be alright...

[GUITAR SOLO]

[BRIDGE]
You'll start to think she only cares about the meat,
But then you'll pick her up and hug her, and she sweeps you off your feet!

[CHORUS]
She's Baby! She needs ten meals a day.
She's Baby! She'll never go away.
She's crazy! Oh, what an appetite.
She's Baby! Just give her food, and it'll be alright...