Lyrics

Intro – slow & flirty]
Lace on the dash, thong in my purse,
Panty lines high and my morals even worse.
Mama said wear clean drawers in case I die—
But I plan on leavin’ 'em on the guy. 😏

[Verse 1]
Got my leopard print ridin' up in tight jeans,
Booty so fine, it should come with sirens and screams.
Panties hangin’ from the rearview like dice,
Every color, every cut—trashy, hot, and nice.

Tuesday’s for boyshorts, Friday’s all thongs,
Saturdays I freeball just to feel strong.
I ain't fancy, but I sure am bold,
Got panties older than my ex—still holdin' gold.

[Chorus]
🎶
This is the Panty Anthem, wave ‘em in the air,
Redneck lingerie, hangin' everywhere.
From the trailer hitch to the clothesline pole,
Our drawers got stories that never get told.

Lace or cotton, silk or mesh—
We flash 'em with pride, no need to be fresh.
Raise your glasses, raise your skirts,
For the panty anthem, where dirty flirts work!
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[Verse 2 – tied to “Beer & Boobies” vibe]
Beer in my hand, string on my hips,
These panties been through some apocalypse trips.
Tore ‘em last night in the back of his truck,
Still wore ‘em again—‘cause IDGAF, bruh.

Granny’s hangin’ hers next to mine,
She’s still got that bloomers shine.
We don’t sort laundry, we sort adventures—
Some got rhinestones, some got dentures.

[Bridge – low & growly]
Every pair tells a tale you’d never believe,
From heartbreak hookups to Christmas Eve.
So if you see a thong flappin’ on a fence—
Just know that night was damn intense.

[Final Chorus – chant it with your girls]
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Panty anthem, hoist that flag,
We don’t hide our freak in a Walmart bag.
From lace to cotton, we show no shame—
‘Cause trailer park queens got panty game.

Tuck ‘em in boots, toss ‘em in hats,
Wear ‘em like armor, sexy and brash.
This ain’t Victoria’s—this is ours,
The panty anthem with trailer park power!