Lyrics

Here’s a heartfelt and playful country-pop style song about the iconic Cindy Pepper—perfect for belting out in a white Mercedes coupe with Pop Tart crumbs on the floor:

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“Queen of LAWSEC (The Cindy Pepper Song)”
(by her future maybe-son-in-law)

[Verse 1]
She pulls up in a Benz, white like snow,
Plates say “LAWSEC” so everybody knows—
She’s the boss in heels, got that courtroom grace,
With a Pop Tart smile and style that slays.

[Pre-Chorus]
She’s got Dr Pepper in the cupholder,
Pop Tart crumbs on the seat—never older, just bolder.
She raised Jill and Stacy with a heart so wide,
And now Max and Sam light up her life.

[Chorus]
Cindy Pepper, queen of the crew,
Dressed to the nines in every shade of you.
With pretzel jello magic come the holidays,
And a laugh that dances like a summer parade.
She’s got charm, she’s got sass, she’s the one to remember—
Forever our Cindy, forever Miss Pepper.

[Verse 2]
Kenny wouldn’t build her that Rivercut home,
So she packed up her patience and flew on her own.
Now Bobby Sherman holds her hand so proud,
But she still corrects him when he gets too loud.

[Bridge]
I always hoped she’d be my stepmom too,
Maybe in 2029 when I say “I do.”
To her daughter, my love, the heart of my song—
And Cindy’s been family all along.

[Chorus]
Cindy Pepper, queen of the crew,
Dressed to the nines in every shade of you.
With pretzel jello magic come the holidays,
And a laugh that dances like a summer parade.
She’s got charm, she’s got sass, she’s the one to remember—
Forever our Cindy, forever Miss Pepper.

[Outro]
So here’s to the woman with Mercedes dreams,
Pop Tarts and love, and well-tailored jeans.
To Cindy and Bobby and all of the rest,
I’ll love y’all forever—at your fashionable best.