Lyrics

Well, I'm just a country boy, livin' out on the farm,
Swipin' right on Tinder, lookin' for some charm.
Met a girl named Jenny, she looked mighty fine,
Said, "Let's meet up at the bar at half-past nine."

Now I got my boots, but they're tight as can be,
Shrunk in the dryer, now they're squeezin' me.
Do I wear the black, or do I go with brown?
Feelin' like a rodeo clown, runnin' round this town.


Oh, I’m just a country boy, tryin' to play it cool,
Headin' to the bar, but I'm feelin' like a fool.
Boots too tight, and my mind's a mess,
Hopin' that this girl will say, "Yes."


I walk into the bar, don't know what to drink,
Do I go for whiskey, or somethin' pink?
Bartender's starin', I can't decide,
Feelin' like I'm losin' my country pride.

Then the doors swing open, and in walks "Jenny,"
But it ain’t no girl, no, it’s somethin' heavy.
It’s a bear in a costume, name tag says Pancho,
Now I'm wonderin', "What in the world did I just swallow?"


Oh, I’m just a country boy, tryin' to play it cool,
Thought I'd meet a lady, but I'm feelin' like a fool.
Boots too tight, and I'm sittin' here alone,
With a bear named Pancho, wonderin' what went wrong.


Pancho takes a seat, orders up a beer,
Says, "Don't worry, son, I'm just passin' through here."
Well, I laugh it off, and we toast to the night,
'Cause in this crazy world, nothin' ever feels right.
So if youre just looking to call ot a night
Look at me boy youll be alright


Oh, I’m just a country boy, tryin' to play it cool,
Thought I'd meet a lady, but I'm sittin' with a fool.
Boots still tight, but I've made a friend,
With a bear named Pancho, this night won’t ever end.


So if you're swipin' on Tinder, lookin' for a date,
Be careful, my friend, or you'll meet a bear by mistake.
Life's full of surprises, you never know what's near,
Like Pancho the bear, buyin' you a beer.