Lyrics

[Verse]
We were sittin' by the hearth, everything was right,
Whispered "I love you" in the soft candlelight.
But then it happened, oh the room became still,
A gust from my gut, breaking love’s fragile will.

[Verse 2]
Smiles turned to frowns, she covered her nose,
Love took a backseat, to this foul, awful pose.
She said, "Darlin', I've had about enough",
Packed her bags, and said "Love can't be this tough."

[Chorus]
The winds of my folly blew her away,
Left me sittin' alone, where she used to stay.
Who knew a moment could end with such strife,
I farted my wife right out of my life.

[Verse 3]
I tried to apologize, explain it away,
But the scent in the room just begged her to stay.
She said, "Baby, it's more than just this,
Your habits have changed, you ain't the man I miss."

[Chorus]
The winds of my folly blew her away,
Left me sittin' alone, where she used to stay.
Who knew a moment could end with such strife,
I farted my wife right out of my life.

[Verse 4]
Now I'm here wonderin' what went so wrong,
Writing my sorrow into this sad song.
Wish I could turn back, find a way to mend,
But the damage was done, it's the bitter end.