Lyrics

Title: Fast Foodie Booty


[Intro – Spoken]
Yo, six-pack dreams? Nah, we on that six-nugget meal plan.
Forget crunches, we do crunchwraps.
Fast Foodie Booty in the building—let’s GO.

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[Verse 1]
I used to chase gains, now I chase fries,
Skipped the gym, to get more jiggle on my thighs.
Mirror said “abs?” I said, “Not today,”
I got buns in the oven like I’m running Chick-fil-A.

Rockin’ that jiggle so it becomes high fashion,
That Extra cheese life, yeah, just following my passion.
Calories? Man, I count with pride,
Double XL drip, but it damn sure ain’t to hide

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[Chorus]
Fast Foodie Booty, make it clap when I chew,
Twerk with a taco, now slide in with a stew.
We made dad bods hot—facts, that’s the truth,
Now it’s time to fire up this 100-proof caboose.

Fast Foodie Booty, yeah it’s juicy, not tight,
Doin’ squats? Nah, busy stacking bites.
This jiggle got rhythm, heartbeat of our nation,
Big Mac energy, with a side of pure gyration.

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[Verse 2]
Got love handles? Call ’em affection grips,
Always cleaning plates and yellin’ “next stops the hips”,
Treadmill dusty, but my grill stay clean,
Doin’ burpees? Nah, I’m deep in poutine.

Thicc with a I-C, cause its quality,
Built like a buffet — hope you follow me.
No shame in this game, we full throttle,
Got gravy in veins and Coke be in the bottle.

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[Bridge – Spoken/Auto-tune harmony]
Some folks flex pecs, I flex snacks,
Some do marathons, I do 2-for-1 racks.
This body ain’t built for pain and sweat,
It’s built for the drive-thru — no regret.

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[Final Chorus – Bigger Energy]
Fast Foodie Booty, bouncin it with pride,
Biggie fry shake when I step outside.
Burger in hand, goes wit the buns in back,
I’m a snack that snacks, so damn your diet facts

Fast Foodie Booty, nationwide trend,
Turnin’ drive-thrus into weekend friends.
Six-pack’s out, make room for the thick,
We the reason Mickey D’s still click-click-click!

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[Outro – Ad-libs & fade]
Yo, somebody pass the ranch…
I’m ‘bout to put extra drizzle on this drizzle.
Fast Foodie Booty, summer 2025, we jigglin’