Lyrics

[Verse]
Trent's got a truck stuck deep in the mud,
Theresa’s in her heels yellin’, “Oh my God!”
Samuel's got a rope, but it’s thinner than thread,
James is just laughin' like he's lost his head.

[Chorus]
Oh, Trent, Theresa, Samuel, and James,
Four small-town legends with questionable brains.
One’s got the brawn, one’s got the sass,
The other two got beer and a whole lotta gas.

[Verse 2]
Theresa says, “Trent, you can’t drive worth a lick,”
While Samuel lights fireworks with a match too quick.
James takes a selfie, says, “This’ll go viral,”
Lord, these four could turn Sunday school into survival.

[Chorus]
Oh, Trent, Theresa, Samuel, and James,
Four small-town legends with questionable brains.
One’s got the brawn, one’s got the sass,
The other two got beer and a whole lotta gas.

[Bridge]
Now Samuel’s pants are ablaze from that fuse,
But James don't help, says, “Hey, pose for the news!”
Trent’s truck's rollin’ backwards, splashin’ in the creek,
While Theresa yells, “Y’all are crazy as can be!”

[Verse 3]
By the time the sheriff shows up at the scene,
They're covered in mud, lookin' like a rodeo dream.
He just shakes his head, says, "Y’all are insane,"
But Trent just grins, “We’ll do it again!”