Lyrics

[INTRO]
In the land of the brave and the free,
Where adults should stand tall,
There's a sight that's quite bizarre,
It's a toddler’s ball—yeah, that’s right!

[VERSE 1]
Scrollin’ through the feeds, what do I see?
Cryin’ and screamin’ in full HD.
Everything’s a crisis, it’s never their choice,
Blamin' Trump, man, hear their voice!
Sippin’ on their lattes, throwin’ a fit,
Typing up their rants, can’t handle it.
With hashtags and emojis, they raise a storm,
Like a thundercloud but no sense of norm.

[CHORUS]
Oh, watch them wail, watch them cry,
Like kids who lost their candy, oh my!
In 2025, it’s a grown-up shame,
But in their world, it’s a childish game.
Oh, laugh it off, laugh it off,
In this meltdown—who’s the boss?
Cryin’ and throwin’ their tantrums loud,
In a world so silly, man, feels like a crowd!

[VERSE 2]
Oh, look at the headlines, they’re all in a twist,
With every little hiccup, they shake their fist.
"Protect our rights!" they shout at the screen,
But what they need is a good ol’ routine!
Get off the drama, we’re all in this fight,
Gotta stand together, not run from the light.
But nope, they’d rather throw a fit online,
In this crazy circus, oh, they outshine.

[CHORUS]
Oh, watch them wail, watch them cry,
Like kids who lost their candy, oh my!
In 2025, it’s a grown-up shame,
But in their world, it’s a childish game.
Oh, laugh it off, laugh it off,
In this meltdown—who’s the boss?
Cryin’ and throwin’ their tantrums loud,
In a world so silly, man, feels like a crowd!

[BRIDGE]
So let’s find the humor, let’s share a laugh,
In a world where reason feels like a gaffe.
‘Cause we all wear our burdens, oh yes we do,
Just some