Lyrics

“Caiman and C.D.: A Spark in the Air”

(Verse 1)
Caiman was a man with a toolbelt tight,
Worked the wires from day to night.
He knew his volts, he knew his amps,
But when C.D. walked by, his heart would cramp.

She was the one with the wrench in her hand,
An electrician too, she’d take a stand.
With eyes that shone like a breaker’s glow,
And Caiman thought, “I’ve gotta let her know.”

(Pre-Chorus)
But how do you tell her, how do you start,
When the lights went dim, he let out a fart.
And to his surprise, she turned with a grin,
Said, “Caiman, honey, do that again.”

(Chorus)
It was love at first scent, a spark in the air,
C.D. Smith found a man who’d dare.
He might’ve blown a fuse, but it felt so right,
And they lit up the room that very night.

They wired their lives with love and glee,
Caiman and C.D., as happy as can be.
He fixed the circuits, she tightened the screws,
Together, they found the perfect fuse.

(Verse 2)
Years went by, they tied the knot,
Built a home where the wires ran hot.
Had a couple of kids, and life was sweet,
But there was one thing that couldn’t be beat.

C.D.’s curves grew strong and wide,
As their love expanded with every stride.
She’d bend and stretch, he’d watch in awe,
Said, “Girl, your beauty’s the best I ever saw.”

(Pre-Chorus)
And every night when the kids were asleep,
Caiman would smile, and his heart would leap.
“I never knew that a spark could grow,
But here we are, with a light that glows.”

(Chorus)
It was love at first scent, and it’s still so sweet,
Caiman and C.D., can’t be beat.
They wired their dreams, they wired their fate,
Found their connection on that fateful date.

She’d say, “You’re my socket, I’m your plug,”
And they’d light up the room with a cozy hug.
They built a life, they built it well,
And every day, there’s a story to tell.

(Bridge)
Now when they dance, the lights go dim,
Her figure sways, and she’s proud of him.
And he whispers, “Girl, you’re the current I crave,
You charged my heart, now I’m your slave.”

(Chorus - Final)
It was love at first scent, and it’s still aglow,
Caiman and C.D., watch them grow.
From that spark in the air to a lifelong flame,
Two electricians, sharing the same name.

He’s still fixing circuits, she’s still in the groove,
And every day, they’ve got nothing to prove.
They wired their world, they built it true,
Caiman and C.D., just me and you.

(Outro)
So here’s to the love that found its way,
When Caiman’s fart lit up the day.
They’ll always be charged, always be wired,
Caiman and C.D., forever inspired.