Lyrics

[Verse]
Oh Zach’s a fellow with a curious knack,
Whenever the check comes he fades to the back.
He slinks to the loo, making no eye contact,
The artful escape of our sly friend, Zach.

[Verse 2]
He hums in the stall, like he’s got all the time,
Counting the tiles as he waits for the chime.
The waitress looks ‘round, “Where’d your buddy retreat?”
While Zach’s washing hands for the twentieth beat.

[Chorus]
Oh Zach, oh Zach, that sly little fox,
Clocking the bill like it’s Pandora’s box.
He’s Houdini with napkins, a bathroom ballet,
And he’ll waltz out of paying another buffet.

[Verse 3]
From seafood to steaks, he’s mastered his bit,
Banquets and billfolds, he’s never been hit.
The restroom, his castle, his grand masquerade,
As his friends tap their cards, his fortune is made.

[Bridge]
But one fateful night with a plumbing mishap,
He locked himself in and got caught in his trap.
The waiter knocked softly, “Sir, do you require aid?”
And Zach sheepishly stepped out with his game delayed.

[Chorus]
Oh Zach, oh Zach, your cover’s been blown,
That porcelain throne couldn't make you unknown.
Now the tables have turned, there's no place to dash,
He’s counting for once how much he should cash.