Lyrics

[INTRO]
Welcome to Renee's place, where the rules are clear
Don't even think about touching her towels, dear

[VERSE 1]
She's got a collection, a treasure to see
Towels of every color, a sight to be
Soft and fluffy, a joy to behold
But don't you dare touch, or you'll be told

[CHORUS]
Bring your own towels, that's the way
Don't even think about using hers, okay
She's a towel nazi, don't you forget
Bring your own towels, or you won't be let in, yet

[VERSE 2]
You might get a glimpse, of her favorite brand
Egyptian cotton, the best in the land
But don't get too close, or you might just get slapped
She's protective of her towels, that's a fact

[CHORUS]
Bring your own towels, that's the way
Don't even think about using hers, okay
She's a towel nazi, don't you forget
Bring your own towels, or you won't be let in, yet

[BRIDGE]
You might think it's crazy, but she's got a reason
Her towels are her babies, her heart's devotion
She's just trying to keep, what's hers so dear
So bring your own towels, and show you care

[HOOK]
Towel nazi, that's her claim to fame
Don't get on her bad side, or you'll be to blame

[CHORUS]
Bring your own towels, that's the way
Don't even think about using hers, okay
She's a towel nazi, don't you forget
Bring your own towels, or you won't be let in, yet

[OUTRO]
So if you're invited, to her place to stay
Don't forget your towels, or you'll be on your way
It's her rule, her way, her towels too
Bring your own, or you'll be saying "see you later, it's true"