Stevie .

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this is the story of Stevie Wonder and the time Stevie’s cleaner leave the plunger in the toilet Stevie had to shit so bad his pants he’d already soiled no way to stop it coming out he tried to tuck it back in and recoil it but his colon was having non of it he sat down so hard practically skewered with the plunger handle which was protruding out his throat and he looked like a candle he could smell his own colon off the plunger handle “oh pooooo” then there was the time we left him alone with the cheese grater which he though was braile for his new paperback what he read back So frightening sent him into cardiac stevie went flying back hit his head got his sight back only to realise he was black then went into full on heart attack his eyes dilated they went black and rolled back in Stevie Started to have flash backs of all the people in his life who were too black Stevie left town no one ever heard back it’s a man who thinks his middle finger is his thumb and gets around flipping the bird to everyone “did he just give me the bird” when he goes to high five his fans his spanks them all on the ass like Stevie wonder in the ring ever seen a blind guy swing like when Stevie ran the Amazing race It was pretty much 60 hrs of stevie strapped to some guys Back called Zac See Steve was actually Zacs bacback with all his stash Inside Stevie had half a kay of mdma and crack which dissolved when Stevies Stomach acid starting pushing shit down to his ass crack Stevie started beaming his eyes pitch black, and unstrapped himself from Zacs Back dissapeared and went bush wack “HEY GET BACK HERE WITH MY DRUGS” Mistook Zacs MDMA for Zantac shocked at hint at and lost contact Shot at Stevie thought he was on a bobcat in combat driving over people on the tarmac killing in an aftermath of this bloodbath rolling around like an acrobat doing suprise attacks in some foreign habitat while Stevie was being shot at “husta La vista baby “ “man that dudes fucking crazy “ When Stevie ran out of Zantac he realised he had to get his life back save his dignity win his fans back lay off the Zantac Stevies been waving at a crowd that have been and gone stevies still sending texts from the remote he thinks his phone “why did stevies sperm cross the road?” “cause he wore the wrong socks “ spent millions on vending machines thinking he was playings slots When stevie does a line he misses the entire lot thinks he’s high and gets up on the table and does the Horny Robot "Beep Beep Its mee steve 3 P 0” “hahahahahaha look guys Stevie’s doing the horny robot again “ “ go Stevie go Stevie go go go Stevie “ “wait that nicca ain’t Stevie”