Lyrics

[Verse]
Caught in a jam, swallowed up whole
Rectum so big, it got its own zip code
Neighborhood's quakin', earthquakin' in my soul
Sittin' on a throne, flushin' down all the goals

[Verse 2]
Spandex strugglin', fightin' for its life
Stretched out landscape, causin' nothing but strife
Every seat's a battle, chairs face the knife
Backstage pass, limitless in my strife

[Chorus]
Huge rectum, ain't nothin' to sneeze
Blockin' up lanes, it controls the breeze
Call it a black hole, sucks in with ease
Doomsday device, put your heart at ease

[Verse 3]
Junk in the trunk, like a double-wide trailer
NASA be searchin', think it’s a space scaler
Sittin' in church, preacher says a prayer
Got that rear, every eye becomes a sailor

[Verse 4]
Doctor's office, it’s a tale of dread
X-rays can't handle, hearts filled with lead
Medical mystery, books often read
Makin' history, more than what’s said

[Bridge]
Bathrooms quake, when it makes its mark
Toilets scream out, cascading sparks
Legends are told, straight outta parks
Got its own area code, breakin' bars