Lyrics

[Intro and Verse 1]
Wake up, kids! Up and about!
Get out of bed – come on get out!
Hurry or else Dadda will be get weird
And give you kissies with his wet beard!

[Chorus]
Wake up kids - it's time for school!
Come on guys, please be cool.
Mumma’s begging you, Dadda is too,
Hurry sweet Zoey and little Zee-zoo!

[Verse 2]
Whatchyoo want for breakfast - speak up now!
Eggs, toast, pan-keys or a whole fat cow,
Jeetoo Maamaa’s waiting - he can't wait all day!
Oh! just swallow some air and be on your way!

[Verse 3]
Brush your teeth - your mouths smell vile!
Do at least one thing with a smile!
Zoey, Zee-aan, please don't be naughty!
Oh! And please don't forget to do potty!


[Chorus]
Let's go kids - it's time for school!
Come on guys, please be cool.
Mumma’s begging you, Dadda is too,
Hurry sweet Zo-zo and little Zee-zoo!

[Verse 4]
Did you have a shower, did you wash your face!
Get to the School bus – pick up the pace!
Blood pressure rising, Dadda’s head is going to explode!
Please run run run run Zee-zoo and Zo-zo!

[Verse 5]
Did you pack your homework, your library books
Don't you dare give us those rage filled looks!
School is not optional - you have to go!
Nope - there is nothing in the news about snow!

[Chorus]
We're running late - it's time for school!
Come on guys, please be cool.
Mumma’s begging you, Dadda is too,
Hurry hurry sweet zo-zo and little Zee-zoo!

[Verse 6]
Told you a thousand times to brush your hair!
But did you listen - no, you don't care!
Why do we have to do this everyday!
Oh, Zoey stop crying about ka-raa-tay!!

[Verse 7]
Zee-aan says he's dizzy - he's starting to sob!
Zoey is still bawling – oh my god!
Cry-babies please go, get on the bus,
Whole Pedder Road is staring at us!

[Chorus]
It is literally time for school!
Come on guys, please be cool.
Mumma’s begging you, Dadda is too,
Hurry sweet zo-zo and little Zee-zoo!

[Verse 8]
They've finally gone – they’re off to school!
They drove us crazy, but we kept our cool
We hope it gets easier as they get older.
Wait - what's this in my hand - - Aaaaah!! The math homework folder!!!

[Verse 9]
Now I'm in a taxi - on my way to school!
Delivering homework in my pyjamas – lookin’ like a fool.
They’re going to pay for this, I promise you
Oh, here I come, sweet Zo-zo and Zee-zoo!

[Last chorus and outro]
Hello kids – it’s me – your Dadda – in your school!
Oh no no no, Dadda will NOT be cool.
Here’s your homework and a few wet beard kissies too

All for our sweet zo-zo, little Zee-zoo!