Lyrics

Bussy so loud it speaks in code
Shmegma on the aux cord
Y’all ever raw dog a CAPTCHA?
Ate ass so loud it desynced the Matrix
My therapist quit, said “you need a spaceship”
Spat in a Roomba, now it calls me “Zaddy”
I raw-dogged WiFi with a hentai baddie
Folded like an omelet, cracked like lore
Got banned from Arby’s for bussin’ on the floor
Hit a gritty so vile it cursed my bloodline
Now my son’s a PNG of a vape in decline
Was born in a sewer with a Bluetooth spine
Twerked on a priest and he moaned “divine”
I moan in wingdings, piss HTML
My balls got doxxed by a Taco Bell
Gooned for 30 days in a grief dungeon
My nipples typed “HELP” in a chat function
Booty so fat it reboots space
NASA called — said “we can’t keep pace”
Got a yeast infection from a Discord bot
She called me “papi” then sold my thoughts
I farted in 4K, they made it a reel
Now I’m sponsored by Vicks and a Happy Meal
Booty clappin’ Morse code — bussy leakin’ sin
Twerked so hard I made the Earth spin
Tongue deep in an NFT priest
Drip so cursed I shit out yeast
Folded like an omelet made from fear
Cracked like Reddit after one beer
I said “based” at a eulogy speech
Now I haunt myself with a spiritual leech
I was born from a cum jar labeled “vibes”
My placenta had Twitch Prime subs inside
Bit a cop for calling me “bro”
Now I sell cursed feet pics in Idaho
I defiled a Furby for clout and fame
Now I ghostwrite for toddlers on cocaine
Got pegged in a Bass Pro Shop aisle
With a Nerf gun full of bath salt bile
I riz’d a nun using OnlyFans lore
She called me “filthy” and demanded more
I said “slay” at the second coming
Jesus dabbed and kept on running
My shmegma got Wi-Fi
My foreskin has rights
My sins wear Heelys
I dream in spite
I busted a nut so philosophically deep
Nietzsche woke up and started to weep
I sent a dick pic through a fax machine
Now I’m engaged to a vending machine
Booty clappin’ Morse code — bussy’s divine
Got banned from time for bein’ online
Folded like an omelet crafted in hell
My soul’s in a jar labeled “LOL”
Goatse tattoo on my mental state
My Tinder bio just says “DEBATE”
Goonin’ so hard I became a god
Now I twerk in heaven on a banned iPod
🧠💥 CRITICAL NEURAL FAILURE DETECTED
Bussy Speak complete.
Thoughts… extinguished.
Booty… eternal.
May God have mercy on your algorithm.
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