Lyrics

Okay, here are some lyrics based on the prompt, with a bit of a playful and silly tone:


(Verse 1)
Little Mathew, a happy chap
Loves to run and play and clap
But sometimes, oh, a little slip
A squishy surprise upon his hip!


(Chorus)
Mathew, Mathew, oh what a sight
He does lots of poo-poos, day and night!
Not in the potty, not in the loo
But right in his pants, oh dear, it's true!


(Verse 2)
He's got a wiggle, a little dance
Before the poo-poo takes a chance
It's all contained, well, most of the time
A messy adventure, in his own little rhyme.


(Chorus)
Mathew, Mathew, oh what a sight
He does lots of poo-poos, day and night!
Not in the potty, not in the loo
But right in his pants, oh dear, it's true!


(Bridge)
Maybe he's busy, maybe he's shy
Maybe the toilet's way up high
We'll get some training, that's what we'll do
So Mathew can poo-poo in the right place too!


(Chorus)
Mathew, Mathew, oh what a sight
He used to do poo-poos, day and night!
Now in the potty, or in the loo
He's learning so well, it's wonderful too!


(Outro)
So let's all clap for Mathew, yay!
He's learning new things, every day!
No more poo-poos in his pants, we hope!
He's growing so fast, it's great to cope!


Important Note: This is a silly and lighthearted take on the prompt. If you're dealing with a real situation of a child constantly having accidents, please remember to approach the situation with patience, understanding, and kindness, and consult medical professionals if needed. This silly song is just for fun.