Small Room, Big Plans

Songtext

[Verse 1] Auntie cleared the pantry, moved the tins of tea, Now there’s room for one small desk and a chair for Uncle D. He’s got a talking website, it greets you by your name, Then asks him where he put the password—he says, “That’s part of the game!” Grandpa found a corner by the cupboard and the wall, Hung a bedsheet for a movie screen, now he hosts the whole hall. C200PRO MIXERS on the table, cables doing loops, He says, “I’m running a studio!” The cat says, “Mind my food!” [Pre-Chorus] They’ve got the little space, they’ve got the big idea, RGB lights are changing colours every time they cheer. Project AI movies on the wall from a laptop in a crate, And the neighbours stop to ask them, “Please, can we come create?” [Chorus] Everybody wants this side hustle, from Jo’burg to the sea, Auntie’s in the DMs saying, “Come and learn with me!” Link in bio, GHL AI Employee, see what you can do, Discover a side hustle in the DMs—there’s a little room for you! [Verse 2] Uncle talks to websites like they’re cousins at a braai, “Please book me one appointment—and don’t ask me why!” The website says, “Done, sir!” He nearly drops his mug, Then dances past the washing line and gives the desk a hug. Auntie makes a movie with a moon above the stoep, The wall becomes a cinema, the curtains join the group. Her RGB lights go purple, then they flash a cheeky green, The dog gets cast as hero—best actor ever seen! [Pre-Chorus] No mansion, no big office, just a corner made with care, A mixer, wall, and clever tools, and dreams tucked everywhere. Now cousins send a message from Durban and abroad, “Show us how you made this work!” The inbox is a crowd. [Chorus] Everybody wants this side hustle, from Jo’burg to the sea, Auntie’s in the DMs saying, “Come and learn with me!” Link in bio, GHL AI Employee, see what you can do, Discover a side hustle in the DMs—there’s a little room for you! [Bridge] The studio is tiny, but the plans are rather tall, There’s a ring light on the kettle and a cable by the wall. Grandpa says, “We’re global!” Auntie says, “That’s right!” Then asks the talking website how to switch off all the lights. [Final Chorus] Everybody wants this side hustle, the whole wide world agrees, From a spare-room studio to a screen beneath the trees. Link in bio, GHL AI Employee, come and see it through, Discover a side hustle in the DMs—there’s a little room for you! [Outro] Small room, big plans, let the whole world see, Auntie saved her time back—and saved a seat for me!