Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well folks, let me tell you 'bout my friend Phillip Key
Always dressed so proper, fancy as can be
At the country club mixer, struttin' round with pride
Till something deep within him started brewin' inside
[Chorus]
Oh, the wind beneath my jeans
Ain't exactly what it seems
When your dignity takes flight
On this embarrassing night
(On this embarrassing night)
[Verse 2]
The buffet was loaded with those spicy beans
And Phil just couldn't help himself, if you know what I mean
Started feelin' funny 'round the second dance
Sweatin' through his blazer, couldn't take the chance
[Chorus]
Oh, the wind beneath my jeans
Ain't exactly what it seems
When your dignity takes flight
On this embarrassing night
(On this embarrassing night)
[Bridge]
[Fiddle solo]
Then it happened right there by the punch bowl stand
The moment poor Phil lost his final command
The room went silent, then came gasps galore
As Phillip made his exit straight through that door
[Verse 3]
Now Phil won't show his face at the club no more
Left his membership card right there on the floor
But I hear he's doin' fine down in Tennessee
Where nobody knows about his infamy
[Chorus]
Oh, the wind beneath my jeans
Ain't exactly what it seems
When your dignity takes flight
On this embarrassing night
(On this final night)