Food baby

Lyrics

I ate a big dinner, now I’m feelin’ the strain,
Tacos, burritos, and some fried chicken wings.
It’s sittin’ in my stomach, like a heavy, bloated cloud,
I know what’s comin’, it’s time to be loud.
The rumble in my tummy, it’s startin’ to grow,
I feel a little pressure, oh, here we go.
I’m waddlin’ to the throne, no time to delay,
‘Cause I’m about to birth a food baby today.
It’s not a real baby, but it feels so real,
A food baby’s comin’, and it’s got mass appeal.
I’m sittin’ on the toilet, holdin’ back the tears,
‘Cause I can already hear it: the arrival is near!
Food baby on the throne, oh, here we go,
After that last bite, now I’m in the show.
Straining, groaning, feelin’ the heat,
I’m givin’ birth to that taco treat.
Food baby on the throne, it’s ready to rise,
Ain’t no epidural, but I’ll survive.
From the belly to the bowl, it’s the ultimate test,
But when I’m done, I’ll be feelin’ my best.
It’s been five minutes, but I’m still here,
I’m feelin’ that pressure, I’m fightin’ the fear.
What did I do? What was I thinkin’?
Now I’m just prayin’, my soul’s startin’ sinkin’.
It’s a food baby, but it feels like a beast,
Might as well call in an exorcist priest.
But I’m pushin’, I’m workin’, gotta see this through,
Ain’t no way this meal is gonna outdo me, dude.
It’s not a real baby, but it’s got a name,
I’ll call it Burrito, it’ll live in fame.
I’m sweatin’, I’m strugglin’, it’s quite a sight,
But soon enough, I’ll feel the light.
Food baby on the throne, oh, here we go,
After that last bite, now I’m in the show.
Straining, groaning, feelin’ the heat,
I’m givin’ birth to that taco treat.
Food baby on the throne, it’s ready to rise,
Ain’t no epidural, but I’ll survive.
From the belly to the bowl, it’s the ultimate test,
But when I’m done, I’ll be feelin’ my best.
The struggle is real, but I see the end,
I’m ‘bout to say goodbye to my food friend.
It’s been a journey, it’s been a fight,
But soon I’ll stand tall and feel all right.
Food baby, oh food baby, you’ve been a ride,
But I’m flushin’ you down, and I’m feelin’ fine.
Next time I feast, I’ll remember this throne,
But for now, it’s done, and I’m headed home.