Lyrics

Intro:
Old McPhony had a farm (E.I. E.I.)
That’s a lie!
Old McBrown served his country (E.I. E.I.)
Stolen valor!
Old McBrown is a good guy?
E..I.. Ewww hell no!
(here we go)

Verse 1:
Gonna tell you a story,
About a guy, (Old McBrown)
Who told the world,
The biggest lies,
He has a farm,
over 900 acres.
In liars math, (ain’t mathin’)
A 900 square foot trailer. (Hahaha)
With a fake business here,
And a stolen valor, there.
Here a fake, (bock, bock)
There a fake, (chicken, chicken)
Everywhere a fake, fake. (Chicken head)

Chorus:
Old McBrown had no farm.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (hell no)
Old McBrown sells insurance fraud.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (it’s a scam)
Old McBrown never served his country.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (stolen valor, man!)
Old McBrown, left his seed all over the land.

Verse 2:
So, with insurance scams,
And fake business plans,
With his I.T. security team,
To monitor his, Only fans. (Hahaha)
Old McBrown, fucked around, (F.A.)
Austin is going to make your day.
Sit tight, Farmer’s Only Brown.
The find out is on the way, (F.A.F.O.)
With a fake business here,
And a stolen valor, there.
Here a fake, (bock, bock)
There a fake, (chicken, chicken)
Everywhere a fake, fake. (Chicken head)

Chorus:
Old McBrown had no farm.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (hell no)
Old McBrown sells insurance fraud.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (it’s a scam)
Old McBrown never served his country.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (stolen valor,man!)
Old McBrown, left his seed all over the land.

Bridge:
Hey McBrown, we know the truth.
If you proceed to start this fight.
We know what you’ve done in the dark,
I would hate for it to come into light.

Chorus:
Old McBrown had no farm,
E. I. E. I. (Hell no!)
Sells insurance fraud.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (it’s a scam)
never served his country.
E.. I.. E.. I.. (stolen valor,man!)
Old McBrown, left his seed all over the land.
(Hahahahahaha)