Lyrics

[Verse 1]
When I was younger, I thought we’d climb to the top
Now every game I pray that Ismael just stops
He locked Esme in ranked, said, “This one’s free,”
Then got ganked at level three with no damn TP
Didn’t ward, didn’t ping, overstepped like a clown
Fed the lane, blamed the map, then fucking broke down
Said, “Team’s ass,” while we watched him crawl
Bro, EXP is the easiest lane of all
[Pre-Chorus]
And I miss the days when we had some skill
Before he crashed out, chasing kills
And ran it down with no damn chill
[Chorus]
Now he’s got bronze back to back, like a fuckin’ joke
Talks like he’s Mythic, but plays like smoke
He barks real loud, like a dog with a thrill
But his bite’s weak as shit, just feeding on the hill
And I’m on my way… to dodge his queue
‘Cause he picks Karina and we’re straight up screwed
He thinks he’s cracked, but he’s standing still…
He’s the loudest fraud on the hill
[Verse 2]
Second game, man, we begged him, “Play smart”
But he picked Karina like it’s Mario Kart
Didn’t invade, missed smite, played like trash
Dropped a fuckin’ 3.0 — a bronze-speed crash
He said, “I got this,” then whiffed every skill
Even Layla laughed while she padded her kills
A jungle diff? Nah, it’s just you, bro
You played like a bot with a lagging soul
[Pre-Chorus]
I miss the games where we had a shot
Not chasing shadows while our base gets popped
And you’re flaming lanes that you never spot
[Chorus]
He got bronze back to back, man it's getting sad
Still talks like he’s peak, but he’s just bad
He says “they camped me”, but couldn’t even peel
Can’t dodge a skillshot, can’t land a steal
And I’m on my way… to uninstall
Or at least block his name so I don’t lose it all
He says he’s clutch, but here’s the deal:
He’s the loudest fraud on the hill
[Bridge – Spoken/Sung]
You bark real loud in voice chat, man
But you don’t roam, you don’t scan
You die, then flame the fam
You ain't a carry — you’re a scam
[Final Chorus – Big Emotion]
Bronze back to back, and you still talk slick
But you miss your stuns and you never click
You think you’re feared, but we just chill
Cause nobody’s scared of your soft-ass will
And I’m on my way… to find new friends
Cause I can't lose like this again
He’s loud as hell, but can’t land a kill...
He's the loudest fraud on the hill