Lyrics

[intro]
[SKIT]
Have you wanted to get out of your small town?

Have you ever wanted to just scream and run away?

Have you ever wanted to be in a super heck’n cool punk band with total badass bros?

Well I did and this my frick’n story!!!!
[GUITAR RIFF]

[VERSE 1]
It started out fine, everything was cool
Boys ruled and all the girls drooled

But then I got older and everything changed
Life hit so hard, it felt like I got banged!!

By a teacher I met at school,
Yeah she used me just like a tool

My friends said that it was fine
And they dreamed about her all the time

I said no it’s not so cool
She gave me herpes in the pool

Where we swam all the time
I think I am gonna loose my mind

[PRE-CHORUS]
Can we just got back to when we were young
When we played and just had fun
Can we just go and climb a tree
Being an adult is just so mean
I really want to drink a capri sun
And not worry about all the bumps on my bum

[CHORUS]
We will never be the same
Being an adult is just so lame
I hate driving my dumb car
I hate never getting laid at the bar
I hate brushing my teeth and clipping my toes
I’m so thirsty, I really need some hoes

[VERSE 2]

I ran far away from home
Fell off a train and bumped my dome
Spent two weeks in the E.R.
Get some head in a nurse’s car
That’s when I said she should go with on a trip
She said sorry I just gave you the drip
I swear I have the worst luck with girls
Why can’t I just get along in this world

I told the police what she did
Then he laughed and said “good luck kid”
I swear I hate being treated like that
So I gave him a whack on his back
He turned around and pistol whipped my face
I was gone, yeah what a waste


[CHORUS]
We will never be the same
Being an adult is just so lame
I hate driving my dumb car
I hate never getting laid at the bar
I hate brushing my teeth and clipping my toes
I’m so thirsty, I really need some hoes


Now I’m in jail and my life is gone
I shouldn’t have ran away to write this song
I’m having a really bad time in jail
They make me dress up like a female
Put on makeup and talk all cute
Before they all rail my caboose
Now I have a real loose a noose

So the story goes don’t run away
Or you’ll end up in jail being used by gays