Lyrics

“Good Luck, I’m Outta Here”
(A Sarcastic, Passive-Aggressive Country Tune)

(Verse 1)
Well, I’ve been wranglin’ data, pushin’ uphill,
Tryin’ to make sense where there’s no will.
No vision, no strategy, no one in sight,
Just egos with laptops and endless fights.

(Pre-Chorus)
They say, “Keep pushin’, we’re almost there,”
But direction’s as clear as a toddler’s stare.
Meetings on repeat, same folks in a spin,
If chaos had a trophy, y’all would win.

(Chorus)
So good luck, I’m outta here,
Gonna trade this nonsense for somethin’ clear.
I tried my best, I gave it my all,
But you can’t fix stupid with another call.
I’m movin’ on, and I’ll raise a cheer,
To the circus I’m leavin’, good luck next year!

(Verse 2)
No urgency here, just folks who pretend,
While the same dumb problems never seem to end.
I gave you the tools, I showed you the way,
But leadership’s busy chattin’ all day.

(Pre-Chorus)
Don’t worry, folks, you’re in great hands now,
Nia, Charles, and Gwilym will show you how.
A trio of vision? Well, that’s the hope,
But at least they’re there… so you’ll learn to cope.

(Chorus)
So good luck, I’m outta here,
No more blank stares or the same old fear.
I’ve fought the fights, I’ve done my time,
But this circus of madness ain’t worth the climb.
I’m movin’ on, I’ll shed a tear,
But not for the meetings… just for my last beer.

(Bridge)
Now I’ll miss my team—the good ones, that’s true,
But the rest of y’all? Well, you know who’s who.
I hope you find focus, some clarity too,
And maybe one day, you’ll know what to do.

(Breakdown Spoken)
Oh, don’t worry, I’m sure the strategy’s comin’,
It’s probably out there somewhere…
With Bigfoot.

(Chorus)
So good luck, I’m outta here,
Gonna trade frustration for a better career.
I’ve left you stronger, so don’t drop the ball,
Or you’ll be back to square one—nothin’ at all.
I’m movin’ on, and I’ll disappear,
Merry Christmas to y’all… and a better new year!

(Outro)
So here’s my farewell, I’ll leave with a grin,
I’ve earned my escape from the mess you’re in.
But hey, you’ve got leaders—yeah, they’ll steer the way…
(Or maybe they’ll just look busy another day.)