Kurt

Lyrics

fat girls and scooters are fun to ride , untill your friends see you if I remember your eye colour it’s cause you got small boobs behind every fat chick’s a glamour BITCH MOVE Aint black but I love roots im kunta kin-tay on the juice reparations paid in Pussy joose my memory’s selective so I can lie with such truth im van damn but less gay im vin diesel but less lame wesley snipes with more game im John ceena but less vain im Clint Eastwood with better aim im Arnold but less Mcbaine im Dwayne the rock with bigger frame im Steven segal but less vague im tom cruise with less hate im Stallone but understand what I say im mickey rourke but less Ugg-lay im Connery tenfold the octopuss-ay im vin diesel but less poof-ay im Jason stratham, but less pikey im denzel but with more cream im Mr. T with more bling Bruce Lee with a bigger ding Ding swayzee but more hip thrusting im marky mark but dont sing im ARLI but my bedroom the ring Ryan Reynolds before green lan-tin im samual L without the rant-in im Kurt cobaine with more Brains ‘ n im Liam Neeson but don’t go chasing lost my virginity can I have yours sent that girl back home a whore (“she’s like my baby toe banged her on all the furniture in the dorm banged her harder than a screen door in a storm”) sex drive of a rabbit what’s up doc I’ll tell you what’s up can you guess ? it’s my cock why did my sperm cross the road ? because I wore the wrong socks dated twins once (“how did u tell them apart”) Lexi had blonde hair and Steve had a cock lay down and pretend your legs hate each other like this leg is your estranged mother now show me that leak cause you’ve called the plumber lost my virginity can I have yours sent that girl back home a whore (“she’s like my baby toe banged her on all the furniture in the dorm banged her harder than a screen door in a storm”) she has to chew before she swallow cause my sperm count is so high sucks me till she’s tongue tied wont stop till I’m bone dry then I send them all home cryin cause my sex in high supply-in