Lyrics

[Verse 1 – Pumpkin]
Well Pumpkin’s the eldest, wise and serene,
A ginger king, loyal, clean.
Got that mummy’s boy glow and a heart so pure,
Tongue stickin’ out like he forgot the cure.
He's the boss of the bunch, he don’t make a fuss,
Just silently judging the rest of us.

[Chorus]
Oh it’s chaos, fur, and feline flair,
Scratches on couches, fluff everywhere.
They’re wild, they’re weird, they’re full of glee—
That’s my dysfunctional fur-mily!

[Verse 2 – Mochi]
Then there’s Mochi the tux, the black-and-white flash,
Zooms at 3AM like he’s tryna dash
To the moon and back—does he ever sleep?
He's cute as a button but makes me weep.
Chasing ghosts, knocking cups, he just won’t stop,
Blink once and he's zooming right across the top.

[Chorus]
Yeah it’s drama, fluff, and a side of sass,
Tails in my tea and feet in my glass.
They’re bonkers, bold, and endlessly spree—
That’s my dysfunctional fur-mily!

[Verse 3 – Biscuit]
Now Biscuit’s a bandit with a fluffy face,
Will rob your plate with zero grace.
He once stole a whole picanha joint—
Didn’t even blink, made his point.
He’s a hunter too, brings in gifts with pride,
But snuggles in shame when he’s caught inside.

[Bridge]
Oh, they’re fighting, purring, chasing tails,
Pickles is meowing like he’s reading emails.
They drive me nuts but let’s be fair—
I wouldn’t trade one strand of hair.

[Verse 4 – Pickles]
Last but not least, it’s Pickles the fluff,
Waddles like he’s had just enough.
Terrible hunter but oh, he tries,
With those chubby paws and hopeful eyes.
Always meowing like he’s writing a score,
Just fed him and he’s begging for more!

[Final Chorus]
Yeah it’s laughter, furballs, and kitty crime,
Stealing my heart and all my time.
They’re clumsy, cuddly, cracked as can be—
But they’re mine, this fur-mess of a family!

[Outro – Spoken/soft]
So here’s to the chaos, the claws, the charm,
The sofa destruction, and pickles alarm.
I may be outnumbered, but honestly...
It’s the purr-fect catastrophe.