Lyrics

[Verse]
Yo, big T in the house and I’m callin’ it clear,
Skates on the ice but Sidney's got no gear.
Stick so weak it’s bending like reed,
Pass it to me, Crosby, I’ll teach you to lead.

[Chorus]
Crosby’s puck game soft, like a pillow in spring,
Trump skating circles, got the championship bling.
Fake MVP with his head in the fog,
Might as well retire, become a TikTok vlogger’s dog.

[Verse 2]
What’s ice to the T-man? A throne for my reign,
While Sid fumbles puck with a slippery lane.
Hockey gods weep when he’s taking a shot,
Post shots miss, Sidney, you a parking lot lot.

[Chorus]
Crosby’s puck game soft, like a pillow in spring,
Trump skating circles, got the championship bling.
Fake MVP with his head in the fog,
Might as well retire, become a TikTok vlogger’s dog.

[Bridge]
Claim you the great but you swimming upstream,
T-Money on the rink straight crushing your dream.
That's a turnover special, hard pass to despair,
Can’t draft skill, Sidney, time to repair.

[Verse 3]
I step on the ice, fans give me applause,
Sid's choking up in lines, got slippery claws.
Fake checks weak as a toddler’s twirl,
Sidney’s on the bench while Big T rules the world.