Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Woke up this morning, felt the same as yesterday.
Checked my phone, no messages, guess that's okay.
The dishwasher’s full, it’s waiting to be run.
A thrilling adventure, oh, this’ll be fun.

(Chorus)
Load it up, take it slow,
Plates on the bottom, cups in a row.
Forks and knives face down, they said so.
Living the dream in the dishwasher glow.

(Verse 2)
Microwave beeped; my oatmeal's done.
Spilled some on the counter—well, that’s the fun.
Cleaned it with a sponge, stared at the wall,
Why climb Everest when I can have it all?

(Chorus)
Load it up, take it slow,
Plates on the bottom, cups in a row.
Forks and knives face down, they said so.
Living the dream in the dishwasher glow.

(Bridge)
They ask me what I’m doing with my life,
I point to the dishes and smile at my strife.
Adventure is overrated, chaos is pain,
I’ll stick to my routine, it's perfectly plain.

(Chorus)
Load it up, take it slow,
Plates on the bottom, cups in a row.
Forks and knives face down, they said so.
Living the dream in the dishwasher glow.

(Outro)
The cycle is running; I’m truly alive,
Life’s best moments, rinse and sanitize.
Tomorrow I’ll unload, it’s a brand-new day,
Deadpan perfection in the most mundane way.