Lyrics

[Verse]
Got my nose redone in late November,
Hopes for healing quickly, I'll remember,
But the swelling’s still a sight to see,
I look like Rudolph, leading the decree.

[Verse 2]
My face is wrapped with a big old bandage,
Friends say I look like a holiday package,
Doc said by Christmas I’d look just fine,
But I don't think I’ll make that yuletide line.

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas is a normal nose,
Not one so puffy that it barely shows,
Under mistletoe, I'm staying far away,
'Cause this rhinoplasty’s here to stay.

[Verse 3]
I wanted to look sharp for the season’s cheer,
But now I’m hiding ‘til the New Year,
Jingle bells and all, I'm ducking out,
‘Cause this honker’s got me full of doubt.

[Verse 4]
I tried to help Santa with his sleigh,
But he took one look and said, “No way!”
Even reindeer laughed and ran around,
Now I’m the joke of this whole town.

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas is a normal nose,
Not one so puffy that it barely shows,
Under mistletoe, I'm staying far away,
'Cause this rhinoplasty’s here to stay.