Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Standing at the altar, heart pounding like a train,
Preacher’s words are flowing, but I’m feeling real strange,
Sweat drops on my forehead, knees begin to shake,
Got a little secret, hope this moment will break.

[Verse 2]
Tux fitting kinda tight, wish I wore a bigger size,
Bride’s looking so lovely, sparkles in her eyes,
But my stomach’s turning, a storm’s brewing inside,
This beautiful ceremony's got a wild, wild ride.

[Chorus]
I do, I do, but I really gotta poo,
Love you so much, but this feeling ain’t new,
I do, I do, hoping you get the clue,
Let’s wrap this up quick, there's somewhere I gotta scoot to.

[Verse 3]
Guests are all smiling, cameras flashing bright,
But I’m clenching teeth, holding on with all my might,
Vows of love and honor, ‘til death do us part,
But nature’s calling loudly, and it’s tearing me apart.

[Verse 4]
Ring slides on easy, hand starts to shake,
Preacher asks for final words, and there's no mistake,
I say “I do” softly, knowing what I gotta do,
Just praying for mercy from my stomach’s stew.

[Chorus]
I do, I do, but I really gotta poo,
Love you so much, but this feeling ain’t new,
I do, I do, hoping you get the clue,
Let’s wrap this up quick, there's somewhere I gotta scoot to.