Lyrics

[Verse]
Well, I hopped in the shower, feelin' squeaky clean,
Turned up the hot water, a soothing ol' scene,
But then it hit my nose, like a runaway train,
A shower fart mystery, drivin' me insane.

[Verse 2]
I scrubbed up with soap, let the steam rise high,
But that funky odor nearly made me cry,
Why does it come back, with a vengeance so strong?
It's a bathroom enigma, where do we go wrong?

[Chorus]
Why do shower farts smell worse, oh I wanna know,
Is it the heat or the steam that makes 'em grow?
Is it science or magic in that bathroom fog,
What makes a steamy toot worse than a backyard hog?

[Verse 3]
I've asked all my friends and I've Googled it twice,
Even asked Uncle Joe for his old folks' advice.
But no one's got answers, no wisdom, no clue,
It's another ol' mystery, like the sky bein' blue.

[Verse 4]
Could it be the small space or the moist air surround,
That turbo-charges odors, makes 'em outward bound?
Whatever the reason, I guess we'll never see,
Why that shower gas rises so reluctantly.

[Chorus]
Why do shower farts smell worse, oh I wanna know,
Is it the heat or the steam that makes 'em grow?
Is it science or magic in that bathroom fog,
What makes a steamy toot worse than a backyard hog?