Lyrics

(Intro – spoken, hyped up)
Yo. Yo. I just—
I just went outside for like… two seconds?
And bro—THE BIRDS?
The birds are WILD, man.

(Verse 1 – fast and excited)
Went out for a walk, wasn’t plannin’ a trip,
Got a coffee in my hand, just vibin’ a bit.
Then I saw a little dude with a red mohawk,
Kinda looked at me like “Sup, you talk?”

I swear he winked. I swear he knew.
Then—BAM!—blue one, green one too.
Yo, who designed these? They go so hard.
Nature’s out here droppin’ trading cards.

(Pre-Chorus – dramatic, in awe)
Wait—hold up, that one’s got a HAT??
Who gave the birds accessoriiiiiies

(Intro – spoken, hyped up)
Yo. Yo. I just—
I just went outside for like… two seconds?
And bro—THE BIRDS?
The birds are WILD, man.

(Verse 1 – fast and excited)
Went out for a walk, wasn’t plannin’ a trip,
Got a coffee in my hand, just vibin’ a bit.
Then I saw a little dude with a red mohawk,
Kinda looked at me like “Sup, you talk?”

I swear he winked. I swear he knew.
Then—BAM!—blue one, green one too.
Yo, who designed these? They go so hard.
Nature’s out here droppin’ trading cards.

(Pre-Chorus – dramatic, in awe)
Wait—hold up, that one’s got a HAT??
Who gave the birds accessoriiiiiies like that???

(Chorus – huge, rock anthem energy)
Dude, the birds are crazy!
What is goin’ ON?!
There’s a bird that’s orange and blue,
Man, that’s a Pokémon!

Dude, the birds are crazy!
Who put ‘em in the sky??
They got feathers, beaks, and LEG DAY, bro,
And no one told me why!

(Verse 2 – still overwhelmed, picking up speed)
Saw one do a lil’ dance, like a Broadway star,
One was screamin’ on a fence like a metal guitar.
That one just stole my sandwich—bro?!
I respect the hustle, take it, go.

And that dude over there? Looks old, got class,
Rockin’ that monocle, wings made of glass.
Nah, that’s an owl, that’s straight-up wise,
Probably knows my credit score and tells no lies.

(Pre-Chorus – revelation tone, dramatic)
WAIT. OH MY GOD.
Is a penguin just a bird… that forgot how to jog????

(Chorus – even bigger, shoutier, maximum hype)
Dude, the birds are crazy!
Man, they’re off the chain!
Some are fluffy, some are stabby,
Some got knives for brains!

Dude, the birds are crazy!
No two birds the same!
One just called me ugly, bro,
I’m not even mad—that’s game!

(Bridge – slow, emotional, exaggerated power ballad vibes)
Ohhh, life is short, man, blink and it’s gone…
But the birds…
Ohhh, the birds…
They live on.

(Final Chorus – explode into full rock chaos, crowd chanting)
DUDE, THE BIRDS ARE CRAZY!
Feathered chaos kings!
I’m officially a bird guy now,
I’m boutta buy some wings!

Dude, the birds are crazy!
I can’t go back inside!
Cuz every time I blink, man,