Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well, Jerry had a Ford, ‘47 Deluxe,
Said, “Jax, let’s fix it up, no ifs, ands, or buts.”
But Jax just stared, gave a doggone sigh,
Like, “Man, I’m a shepherd, not a wrenchin’ guy.”

[Verse 2]
Got the hood popped up, tools all around,
Jerry scratched his head, said, “What’s that sound?”
Jax had the fan belt between his jaws,
Lookin’ real proud like he knew the cause.

[Chorus]
Ohhh, Jerry and Jax in the old garage,
One’s got a wrench, one’s on sabotage.
Covered in grease, fur in the air,
A Dutch Shepherd’s help? Ain’t exactly fair!

[Verse 3]
Jerry grabbed a ratchet, gave it a spin,
Jax knocked the oil pan—oops! Flooded again.
Slipped on the slick, hit the tool chest hard,
Now they both got stains on the floor and the yard.

[Verse 4]
Sparks start flyin’, Jax starts to bark,
Neighbor called over, “Y’all lightin’ a spark?!”
Jerry waved a hand, said, “It’s all in control!”
Then the muffler dropped straight onto his toe.

[Chorus]
Ohhh, Jerry and Jax in the old garage,
One’s got a wrench, one’s on sabotage.
Covered in grease, fur in the air,
A Dutch Shepherd’s help? Ain’t exactly fair!

[Bridge]
Now the carburetor’s workin’, the tires are tight,
Jax chewed the seat, but hey, it’s all right.
Jerry took a breath, wiped off his face,
Said, “We did it, boy, let’s take ‘er for a race!”

[Outro]
Turned the key, engine gave a roar,
Jax hopped in, paws up on the door.
They rolled down the street, feelin’ real spry,
Till the brakes gave out—Lord help them guys!

(Sound of a crash, followed by Jax howling in the background.)