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🎶 "Who Done It? (The Clue Swing)" 🎶

(A Swingin’ 1920s Jazz Mystery!)

[Intro – Jazzy piano, horns swell, walking bass kicks in]
🎶 Well, step inside, take a seat, don’t be shy!
Someone’s gone and met their end—Oh my, oh my!
The cards are dealt, the stakes are high,
Now find the culprit—don’t you lie!

[Verse 1 – Snappy, upbeat swing rhythm]
🎶 In the parlor? In the hall?
With a candlestick or a wreckin’ ball?
Was it Colonel Mustard? Or Miss Scarlet, too?
Oh, the mystery’s thick—what you gonna do?

[Chorus – Big-band hits, call-and-response style]
🔥 Who done it? Who? Who? [Band echoes: Who, who?]
One of us is guilty, but it ain't you!
Was it in the study, or the ballroom grand?
Better get guessin’ while you still can!

[Verse 2 – Playful, dramatic storytelling, band accents between lines]
🎶 Professor Plum, now don’t be rash—
Why’s your pocket full of cash?
Mrs. Peacock’s looking pale—
And the maid just let out a wail!

🎶 The revolver’s missin’, the rope’s in place,
And the clock struck twelve—pick up the pace!
The butler’s sweatin’, the guests all stare,
Somebody’s lyin’—but who and where?!

[Chorus – Full band swing, brass hits, high-energy scat accents]
🔥 Who done it? Who? Who? [Band echoes: Who, who?]
Don’t lose your nerve, don’t lose your cool!
Was it in the kitchen? Maybe near the stair?
Make your accusation if you dare!

[Bridge – Suspenseful hush, bass plucks, whispery build-up]
🎶 Well, well, well, the moment is here...
The truth is out, let’s make it clear...
[Dramatic pause, then brass hit!]
🎶 IT WAS YOU, MY DEAR!

[Final Chorus – Explosive energy, big finish!]
🔥 Who done it? Who? Who? [Band echoes: Who, who?!]
You played your cards, now what’s the truth?
With a lead pipe? In the library?
GAME OVER, BABY—YOU’RE GUILTY, SEE?!

[Outro – Sudden slow-down, cheeky wink from the vocalist]
🎶 Next time we play, best watch your back...
Or you might be the one... fading to black. [Bass slide, drumroll, final brass sting!]