Lyrics

Oh, no! I woke up too slow,
And there's too many boogers in my eyes.
Hey, there! Do you have drugs to share?
If you do, I'll be there, oh, don't you realize?

Heck, yes! Now I must confess
That I have a pet earwig named Jamal.
Fuckin' "A"! I'm so high today,
I got undressed and took a shower in the fountain in the center of the mall!

Don't point your mullet at me, Susan!
Don't you know, you're cruisin' for a bruisin'?!..

I was at the arcade with lemonade from Hot Dog On A Stick.
I was feelin' like a god in my indoor shades, yeah, my Galaga skills are sick!
No matter if you're rich or poor, you can't touch my high score, and if you do, it must be a trick!
Arcade games 'til I die, and like my score, I'm so high, won't someone get another quarter quick?!!
Your top score's next, you fuckin' prick!!

Oh, God! I don't need no squad
Because no one measures up to me.
God damn! Score heroin, then SLAM!!!
They coined the term "Player One" after me.

Knick-knack! Gimme my game and my smack,
When I shoot up, I get down, it's no lie!
Bang-boom! Numbers fill the whole room,
As my score gets so fuckin' HIIIIIIIIIGH!!..

Don't throw that football at me, Brad,
'Cause if you do, I swear to you, I will fuck your Dad!!..

was at the arcade with lemonade from Hot Dog On A Stick.
I was feelin' like a god in my indoor shades, yeah, my Galaga skills are sick!
No matter if you're rich or poor, you can't touch my high score, and if you do, it must be a trick!
Arcade games 'til I die, and like my score, I'm so high, won't someone get another quarter quick?!!
Your top score's next, you fuckin' prick!!