Lyrics

[Verse]
In a small town diner, under neon lights,
Sittin' at the counter, on a Friday night,
Faced with a decision, and it’s harder than it ought,
French fries or tater tots, man, it hits the spot.

[Verse 2]
The waitress stands waitin', with a pen in her hand,
It’s a little thing, but you gotta understand,
This choice’s gonna haunt me for the rest of my meal,
Crispy, golden fries or tots with that crispy peel.

[Chorus]
Tater tot dilemma, fries on my mind,
How’d a little potato bring this heartache I find,
Both sides are delicious, it’s a culinary crime,
Tater tot dilemma, and I’m runnin' out of time.

[Verse 3]
Folks in the diner, whisperin' soft,
I can feel their eyes, as I weigh what’s lost,
Do I pick the fries, all slender and long,
Or those tots so round, with a crunch so strong?

[Bridge]
Life's full of choices, some big and some small,
But in this little moment, it seems like the call,
Between spuds so fine, whichever way you lean,
A fry or a tot, it's a flavor-filled dream.

[Chorus]
Tater tot dilemma, fries on my mind,
How’d a little potato bring this heartache I find,
Both sides are delicious, it’s a culinary crime,
Tater tot dilemma, and I’m runnin' out of time.