Lyrics

[Verse]
Friday night at Joe’s Bar and Grill,
Havin' fun, shootin' the breeze, what a thrill,
Suddenly a smell, made us all stand still,
Who farted? Oh, I did, what a skill.

[Verse 2]
Mary started laughin', Jake turned red,
Even the old jukebox played a tune instead,
I confessed, “It was me,” with a bow of my head,
Who farted? Oh, I did, don't be misled.

[Chorus]
We laughed till we cried, the whole place shook,
Mary ordered shots, well I took a look,
You can run, you can hide, but admit it you should,
Who farted? Oh, I did, ain’t no hiding under this hood.

[Verse 3]
The smell faded, but the joke lived on,
Every time I walk in, they play my song,
A little embarrassment, but it didn’t last long,
Who farted? Oh, I did, now where's my home-cooked prawn?

[Bridge]
Sometimes life’s a mess, you just gotta laugh,
Yeah, the crazy stuff, it’s like a signed autograph,
So here's to the moments when we all took a gaffe,
Who farted? Oh, I did, it's our little photograph.

[Verse 4]
Now at every Friday meet, the joke resurfaces,
Cheers and laughter from all the usual faces,
A stinky memory in all the right places,
Who farted? Oh, I did, oh those funny disgraces.