Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh Dylan Winkler, what a mess,
Strugglin' hard, always second guess,
He's got his hopes high, but the flames get low,
Can't get a blowjob, it’s a tough road to tow.

[VERSE 1]
Three or four licks, it's never enough,
But he can't hold his load, oh man, that’s rough.
Pat Shay's in the corner, got problems of his own,
Trying to give advice, but he’s too far gone.

[CHORUS]
Oh Dylan, oh Dylan, can’t catch a break,
Searchin’ for love, but it’s all just a mistake.
Fumbling along, with his dreams on the line,
Can't get a blowjob, wish it was fine.

[VERSE 2]
And nowGrant Botch steps up to the plate,
Knows how to lay the wood, yeah, he’s feeling great.
"Let me show you how, just follow my lead,
Let’s turn up the heat, fulfill every need."

[CHORUS]
Oh Dylan, oh Dylan, can’t catch a break,
Searchin’ for love, but it’s all just a mistake.
Fumbling along, with his dreams on the line,
Can't get a blowjob, wish it was fine.

[BRIDGE]
It's a game of desire, tangled in fate,
Dylan's longing, but it’s just too late.
Pat's lost in thought, Grant tries to shout,
But the connection’s gone, leaving him in doubt.

[VERSE 3]
So they gather around, friends in the storm,
Trying to lift him up, keep his heart warm.
It's a brotherhood strong, through thick and thin,
But the struggles of love, where do we begin?

[CHORUS]
Oh Dylan, oh Dylan, can’t catch a break,
Searchin’ for love, but it’s all just a mistake.
Fumbling along, with his dreams on the line,
Can't get a blowjob, wish it was fine.

[OUTRO]
So here’s to the nights we won’t forget,
Helping each other, there’s no regret.
In the wild ride of love, and all that it brings,
Dylan Winkler, our king of sad things.