Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well Cutter showed up late with no hard hat that day,
Boots untied and his spine outta whack,
He sits in the cab as it's hummin' with a lit cigarette,
“Don’t worry ‘bout that harness, I ain’t gonna slip!”
[Verse 2]
When Paul gets on you, dont give no lip or else he will let something slip. Then there's Dave he's got a shortcut for most everything, if a wrench just won't fit, he don’t throw a fit , he will make one that will, when your in a tight spot he's always got a deal.
[Chorus]
Here comes OSHA, run boys, run!
Hide the ladder and the nail gun!
That scaffold’s lookin’ like a house of cards,
And paul is weldin as sparks in the yard!
We ain't safe, but we sure work fast—
Just pray this job ain’t our last!
[Verse 3]
We got no cones and we block no lanes, and Greg drives trucks like he is racin' trains,
Mixing concrete in a trashcan drum,
And Reggie's takin’ lunch on the Track-Ho—dumb!
[Chorus]
Here comes OSHA, lights on the van!
Quick—somebody hide the extension plan!
Kaden’s got no goggles, and sparks in his hair,
And before he got glasses he was drivin' blind, oh dear,oh my its just best nit to pry!
We ain’t safe, and we got littlepay— so we all hope we survive 'til Friday!
[Bridge]
No earplugs, no gloves, no clue at all,
Dancin’ on culvert like a free-for-all, Roy tries to keep us all in line but then that Track-Ho starts swingin’ like a wreckin' ball—
Oops—i think Reggie just hit the lunchroom wall?
[Final Chorus]
Here comes OSHA, clipboard in hand,
Sniffin’ out hazards like a bloodhound man!
Citations rainin’ like a thunderstorm,
“Y’all ever heard of a safety form?”
We ain’t safe, and that’s no lie—
But dang we look cool when we fly!
[Outro]
So here’s to the jobsite thrills and spills,
To busted toes and unpaid bills—
Just don’t forget when the sirens wail...
That hard hats don’t work if they're full of ale!