Lyrics

Since the moment I was born,
I’ve hated fish—yeah, I’ve always sworn,
That I’d never let one swim my way,
Their slimy scales ruin my day!
They stink, they’re vile, they’re all the same,
Just a bunch of scales, just a twisted game,
I’d rather let the oceans boil and burn,
Than see a fish at every turn!
Fuck fish! I’ve hated them all,
The slimy bastards, big and small,
From the lakes to the sea, they all should burn,
No fish will ever earn my concern!
Fuck fish! I’ll never give in,
A warlock’s rage, they’ll never win!
I’ve cursed their names since I could speak,
To see them flop, it makes me weak,
Their eyes beady, their scales too bright,
I could burn them all without a fight!
With every spell, with every rhyme,
I curse those fish, every single time,
They’ll never know peace, not from me,
I’ll make them wish they’d never been free!
Fuck fish! I’ve hated them all,
The slimy bastards, big and small,
From the lakes to the sea, they all should burn,
No fish will ever earn my concern!
Fuck fish! I’ll never give in,
A warlock’s rage, they’ll never win!
You can keep your trout and your bass,
I’ll turn the tide, make ‘em all pass,
They’ll know my wrath, they’ll feel my rage,
I’ll tear apart every watery cage!
Fuck fish! I’ve hated them all,
The slimy bastards, big and small,
From the lakes to the sea, they all should burn,
No fish will ever earn my concern!
Fuck fish! I’ll never give in,
A warlock’s rage, they’ll never win!